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The Top 10 Painful Puns in FBorFW

You’ve likely noticed over the years that Lynn can’t resist a good groaner. Here’s what she says about her predilection for punning:

Puns were a favourite punch line. They were untranslatable, however, which made it difficult for my syndicate to sell my work to non-English-speaking countries. I knew that word play limited my sales, but if I could come up with a good pun, I figured it was worth the loss.

A few of the best (worst?) puns in FBorFW:

1. The Smiths’ Kid

A strip with really bad pun about a baby belonging to Mel and Colleen: my Mel and Colleen's baby

We fear this one may be lost in the mists of time someday, but for now you can see Ella Fitzgerald performing “Come To Me, My Melancholy Baby”, written in 1912, on YouTube.

2. An Ongoing Struggle

Michael keeps saying "just a sec" to Elly until she gets mad. Battle of the secses

We trust this one needs no explanation.

3. Big City Accessories

Elizabeth asks John what poise is, and he says it's how a New Yorker says purse.

A nod to our New York readers!

4. Cold Comfort (Food)

Elly and Elizabeth order hot dogs at the cold arena, but the buns are frozen.

This one is just funny because it’s relatable.

5. Elly Goes on a Tangent

Elly gets slide-tracked when she's trying to clean the crawlspace but discovers a box of slides.
Sometimes the puns are obvious; the jury is out on whether the easy ones are better or worse than the inspired ones (see below).

6. A Holiday Favourite

The family glories in excesses after Christmas dinner. Lizzie thinks it's "glory in excelsis".

We have to hand it to Lynn; this one’s pretty clever. We still groaned, though.

7. John Can’t Resist

John wooden know what trees think about.
John holds the title for the cleverest puns in the family, we think. And the worst.

8. It Runs In the Family

Deanna tries to fax a complaint letter about their washing machine, but Michael says if the machine ain't broke, don't fax it.

Michael inherited the gene, it seems.

9. It’s Intergenerational
Jim thinks that John, in a ghost costume, really likes his boos

Grandpa Jim just couldn’t help himself.

10. Even Gordon Isn’t Immune

Gordon, at his gas bar, says you can fuel some of the people some of the time, but you can't fuel all of the people all of the time.

We wonder if he was saving that one up, or if he thought of it on the spot.

Bonus: This One Was Too Clever to Leave Out

Connie thinks the lard works in mysterious ways, as the ladies go jogging.
Oh Lynn, you’re so right.

In Memory of John McMeel

John P. McMeel, Co-Founder and Chairman Emeritus of Kansas City-based Andrews McMeel Universal (AMU), passed away July 7, 2021.

I was so sad to learn of John’s passing. He played such an important role in my life! I wish I could be there for his memorial, but the current restrictions and border closing make that impossible. What I would tell you if I was there would be that John was amazing. Far from being the unapproachable CEO one might expect to find in a big, successful company, John was “one of the crew.” Oh, he could be tough and businesslike. He could be formidable if he had to be…but his door was always open, as was his mind. I had my “times” with John. I had my snits and complaints! John listened with interest; he took us all seriously and he was almost always willing to make a change. I think this is rare.

One of the many things that made John unique was his genuine enjoyment. He didn’t hide his love for his work, his staff, and his family. There was no “them and us.” When John talked about us all as a “family” he truly meant what he said!

I was very nervous when I first met the folks at Universal Press. The offices were on Squibb avenue—and much smaller of course, than they are now. I was living in Lynn Lake, Manitoba—a northern Canadian mining town of about 800 people—and here I was in a metropolitan American City, about to sign a contract with a successful syndicate of people who would be expecting a lot from me. Sitting at the big rosewood table in the UPS meeting room were John, Jim Andrews, Lee Salem, and a couple of other folks, waiting for me to sign. In front of me was a contract that would keep me working for 20 years. Could I possibly do this? It was daunting and my right hand didn’t want to touch the pen. Jim and Lee began to ask me questions about my work and my life,  just to break the silence. After some discussion, I said, “Well, I guess I’d better look at this again, eh?” John jumped out of his chair and cried “There it is! She said it!” Apparently, they had some kind of contest to see how long it would take a Canadian to say “EH!” This was great fun. I signed and went off for a celebratory lunch with Jim and Lee. How fortunate I was to have had that time with Jim Andrews. A short time afterwards, Jim passed away and I never saw him again. He too was one of a kind.

With some time under my belt and with Lee’s help, I began to produce some worthwhile material. Still, I was nervous whenever I came to Kansas City. John and Susan took me out to lunch and tried to make me feel at home. Susan was refined and lovely. John was handsome and serious. He seemed so confident, wearing a new style of glasses which only had one arm. I asked about the glasses. “Are you serious?” Susan exclaimed. “Those aren’t some fancy new-style glasses—he busted the damn arm just before we left the house!” John sheepishly removed the glasses and showed me the broken frame. We laughed and the nervousness went away. These were real people I was talking to! I felt “at home.”

Over the years, there were so many “at home” times. John and his associates always made us feel exceptional and appreciated. John’s speeches before a noisy dinner crowd were legendary and he never let us down. With easy candour, he would tell us all how proud of us he was, how happy he was to be our host, and how excited he was to be working in this diverse and often controversial industry. He stood up for us in so many ways.

I am honoured to have worked for, and with, John McMeel. I will miss him and I will remember him with affection, appreciation and thanks. His loss is profound.

Read more about John’s legacy here.

See The Trailer for the New ‘Peanuts’ Documentary, ‘Who Are You, Charlie Brown?’

Lynn will be featured in the upcoming documentary, as she was a close, personal friend of Schulz! Read more, and watch the trailer at the bottom of this post:

Apple TV+ today revealed the trailer and premiere date for its upcoming documentary special, “Who Are You, Charlie Brown?,” set to make its global debut on Friday, June 25 on Apple TV+. Narrated by Lupita Nyong’o and hailing from Imagine Documentaries, the special is executive produced by Brian Grazer and Ron Howard, and features interviews with friends, family, cartoonists and famous fans of the comic strip, to create a heartwarming portrait of the late “Peanuts” creator Charles M. Schulz.

Honoring the “everyman” creator, Charles “Sparky” Schulz, “Who Are You, Charlie Brown?” celebrates the significance and global multi-generational popularity of the comic strip and its timeless artistry and design to profile the man whose simple characters would touch the lives of millions through the decades and become beloved cultural icons. Featuring interviews with Jean Schulz, the widow of Charles Schulz, along with Drew Barrymore, Al Roker, Kevin Smith, Billie Jean King, Paul Feig, Ira Glass, Noah Schnapp, Miya Cech, Keith L. Williams, Chip Kidd, Lynn Johnston, Robb Armstrong, and more, the documentary interweaves a new animated story that follows Charlie Brown on a quest to discover himself.

“Who Are You, Charlie Brown?” is produced by Imagine Documentaries and WildBrain. The documentary is executive produced by Brian Grazer, Ron Howard, Sara Bernstein and Justin Wilkes of Imagine, Josh Scherba, Anne Loi and Stephanie Betts of WildBrain, Craig Schulz and Paige Braddock of Peanuts, and Michael Bonfiglio, who also writes and directs. Imagine Documentaries’ Meredith Kaulfers serves as co-executive producer and Marcella Steingart serves as producer and writer. Original music is composed by Jeff Morrow, composer of the new series  “The Snoopy Show,” “Snoopy in Space,” and “Peanuts in Space: Secrets of Apollo 10.”

Debuting globally on Apple TV+, “Who Are You, Charlie Brown?” will join other Peanuts titles, including “The Snoopy Show,” classic “Peanuts” specials, the Daytime Emmy-nominated series “Snoopy in Space,” and the Daytime Emmy Award-winning “Peanuts in Space: Secrets of Apollo 10,” also from Imagine Documentaries.

Offering multi-generational viewing for children 4-11 and their caregivers, Apple TV+ is home to original series from some of today’s most trusted franchises in kids and family programming, including the Daytime Emmy Award-winning “Ghostwriter” and “Helpsters” from Sesame Workshop; the soon to premiere reboot the beloved, classic series “Fraggle Rock” from The Jim Henson Company; and “Doug Unplugs” from DreamWorks Animation, and “Stillwater” from Gaumont and Scholastic.

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