Lynn's Comments: The two-step was one dance we did manage to get down. When we figured the waltz was sort of like a slow polka, we aced that one, too--but anything else was a shuffling tangle of feet. I now watch "Dancing With The Stars" with my mouth open in awe. (I might also be eating popcorn.)

Lynn's Comments: This was one of Rod's best lines. We had to stop in the middle of the lesson to enjoy the laughs.