{"id":26849,"date":"2022-12-24T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2022-12-24T13:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-december-24-2022\/"},"modified":"2025-02-18T15:05:41","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T20:05:41","slug":"saturday-december-24-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-december-24-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday December 24, 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/fb221224.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> My dad did this. He would pop his teeth out and make faces. It drove my mom crazy. At work, he'd keep his teeth in his breast pocket. One day, he fell against the counter when a customer came into his shop and he accidentally \"bit himself\" on the chest. We laughed about this for weeks.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynn&#8217;s Comments: My dad did this. 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