{"id":14972,"date":"2016-12-12T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-12T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/monday-december-12-2016\/"},"modified":"2016-12-12T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-12T08:00:00","slug":"monday-december-12-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/monday-december-12-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday December 12, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/16\/fb161212.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> This happened. Of course it did. It's happened to everyone, right? The thing I didn't tell you about here was that I slipped in the soap, dislocated my knee, and had to be taken away in an ambulance. I was in my nightgown at the time, and the thing I was upset about most was that I had no underwear on. I wasn't going to be picked up by a couple of men and deposited on a stretcher if I wasn't wearing underwear! My daughter had to help me, howling and growling, into my stuff before the ambulance came. In the hospital, the doc checked out the dislocated kneecap then popped it back into position with one quick slap of his hand. Nothing to it. Still, it took an entire morning--upsetting all of us and humiliating yours truly...all because someone put the wrong soap in the dishwasher!<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynn&#8217;s Comments: This happened. Of course it did. It&#8217;s happened to everyone, right? The thing I didn&#8217;t tell you about here was that I slipped in the soap, dislocated my knee, and had to be taken away in an ambulance. 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