{"id":14932,"date":"2016-11-02T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/wednesday-november-2-2016\/"},"modified":"2019-01-25T15:16:53","modified_gmt":"2019-01-25T20:16:53","slug":"wednesday-november-2-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/wednesday-november-2-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday November 2, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/16\/fb161102.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> I soon returned to the bathroom. I'd left the box of dye where he could reach it, and he had emptied every bottle into the tub. My son was sitting in a dark, murky swamp happy as a clam. I lifted him out of the water, and was surprised to see that his small behind had been dyed a dark, greenish-blue like an Easter egg. 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