{"id":14849,"date":"2016-08-11T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/thursday-august-11-2016\/"},"modified":"2018-12-19T16:02:39","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T21:02:39","slug":"thursday-august-11-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/thursday-august-11-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday, August 11, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/16\/fb160811.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> Again, this really happened. When my first husband and I left our wedding reception, we found that his friends had stuffed our car with newspaper. Balls of it were tightly jammed everywhere. Before we could get in, we had to remove it all and find a place to put it. Our hands were filthy and our mood was mean. What we didn't expect was that the dust from the newsprint was everywhere, and when we got out of the car, my white wedding outfit was covered in it. Maybe they thought the prank was funny, but to this day, I'd still like to tell off the guys who did it!<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynn&#8217;s Comments: Again, this really happened. When my first husband and I left our wedding reception, we found that his friends had stuffed our car with newspaper. Balls of it were tightly jammed everywhere. Before we could get in, we had to remove it all and find a place to put it. 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