{"id":14202,"date":"2014-11-03T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/monday-november-3-2014\/"},"modified":"2014-11-03T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-03T08:00:00","slug":"monday-november-3-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/monday-november-3-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday, November 3, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/14\/fb141103.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> The malapropisms kids use while learning the language are so much fun. Words like \"awfuls\" for \"waffles\" and \"Anointed Stakes of America\" made me laugh out loud. My mother told me she once wrote an essay on the copulation of Canada and how it grew bigger after the first world war. 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