{"id":13901,"date":"2014-01-06T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/monday-january-6-2014\/"},"modified":"2014-01-06T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T08:00:00","slug":"monday-january-6-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/monday-january-6-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday, January 6, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/14\/fb140106.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> Our folks didn't suddenly wake up and discover our deeds that New Year's morning. Dad went to use the bathroom and found Alan doubled over the biff (from smoking the cigar), and me in the tub smiling stupidly. As I recall, neither of our folks was angry with us for trying out contraband; they were mad at themselves for leaving it there. 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