{"id":13161,"date":"2011-12-30T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/friday-december-30-2011\/"},"modified":"2011-12-30T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-30T08:00:00","slug":"friday-december-30-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/friday-december-30-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday, December 30, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/11\/fb111230.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> The pharmacist hosted the first New Year's Eve party we ever attended in Lynn Lake. Because the liquor store was in the pharmacy, libation flowed. It didn't take long before my husband was leaning dangerously. Fearing we'd make a scene in front of the town's professionals, I insisted we walk home. As we shuffled the six blocks between houses, we heard a truck behind us. 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