{"id":13145,"date":"2011-12-14T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/wednesday-december-14-2011\/"},"modified":"2011-12-14T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T08:00:00","slug":"wednesday-december-14-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/wednesday-december-14-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday, December 14, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/11\/fb111214.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> I remember lying on the couch the day before Christmas, watching the clock. My dad walked in to the living room and bragged that he knew how to make the time go faster. I said I didn't believe him and the game was on. He took me to the basement and had me help him empty the \"clinkers\" from the wood and coal furnace. He let me relight the fire and watch the rolled newspapers and kindling ignite. 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