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After an orange juice disaster that rendered every surface of my kitchen tacky with residue, Aaron (who thought the saying \"cleanliness is next to Godliness\" meant \"invisible forces did the laundry\") suggested I wash the kitchen table when his cheek stuck to the surface. I took this as an opportunity for a learning experience...and asked him to wash it himself.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynn&#8217;s Comments: I confess. As a busy mom, I went for looks. If things looked tidy, I was content. Likewise, if something looked clean, I left actual fumigation until it was really necessary. 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