{"id":12847,"date":"2011-02-19T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-february-19-2011\/"},"modified":"2011-02-19T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-19T08:00:00","slug":"saturday-february-19-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-february-19-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday, February 19, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/11\/fb110219.gif\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> In Hamilton Ontario where I once lived, there was a curio shop which carried some of the most wonderfully hideous treasures I have ever seen. There were gold painted plaster statues, gaudy lump-covered lamps, plastic chandeliers, mass-produced paintings of deer beside waterfalls and copious decorative dust collectors of all shapes and sizes. One day, I saw in the window a huge image of the Virgin Mary. She was plastic and spray painted with garish blues, pinks and gold. Her hands were down at her sides, the palms open to the onlooker and she stood in a wide, deep, ornate plastic basin. Around the edge of the basin were a number of small metal \"jets\". She was a fountain, about 3 feet high. The best part was that from inside the base, sprouting up from beneath her feet were hundreds of tiny fiber optic tubes which formed a sort of glittering nest from which she rose.\n\nI was mesmerized. I went inside and asked the proprietor if I could see the Virgin in action. He complied. A small switch on the fountain's side made the water pour in small arcs into the basin. The fiber optic twinkling \"bush\" revolved about the Virgin's body and \"Ave Maria\" played on a music box from somewhere inside. She was marvelous. He explained that she was one of a kind, but that I could purchase her if I wanted to. I wanted to. I wanted to take her home and show her to everyone. 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