{"id":12669,"date":"2010-12-18T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-18T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fborfwmobile.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-december-18-2010\/"},"modified":"2018-12-14T12:02:02","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T17:02:02","slug":"saturday-december-18-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fborfw.com\/strip_fix\/saturday-december-18-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday, December 18, 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/strip_fix\/strips\/10\/fb101218.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"lynncomments\"><strong>Lynn's Comments:<\/strong> Katie, more than Aaron, was fascinated by the toilet. The fact that things simply disappeared was magic. After overcoming her need to keep everything that was HERS, and agreeing to let creations of a personal nature travel on to the pipes below, she wanted to flush anything that would fit into the porcelain receptacle. Socks, toys, and toothbrushes found themselves trapped in the bowels of our bathroom, awaiting a rescue and a wash.\r\n\r\nI was partly to blame. When a small boat couldn't be retrieved and tears ensued, I told her that it had gone out to sea and was happily floating off to explore the world beyond. With this in mind, it occurred to her that other things might want to escape the confines of home as well. The sound of flushing was suddenly a reason to drop whatever was at hand and run to the nearest bathroom. The day we bought our own \"worm\" was the day we gave up, braced ourselves for more flushings (despite warnings, admonishments and time outs) and looked forward to the day when other things would capture her interest. Unfortunately, neither of our kids was ever fascinated by laundry. <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynn&#8217;s Comments: Katie, more than Aaron, was fascinated by the toilet. The fact that things simply disappeared was magic. 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